D: Rodrigo?
A: That’s what you have to complain about, D? The name of the Squirrel Commandant?
D: It’s just that there’s so much, A.
A: . . .
D: Fine, it’s a lovely tribute, A. We all love Ionia and honestly I can’t imagine anything better than a war fought with cupcakes. There. Are you happy?
A: Ha! I win.
D: And here I was just getting used to the silence. . .