A: I cannot believe you.
A: You know what. How—why—ugh!
D: Now, you remember what you used to say to The Boy when he was small – lets use our words, A.
A: Oh, don’t get all smart with me, Druid. How could you hijack the podcast!?
D: Hijack? Hardly, A. I merely found the means and the method to add to it my brilliance.
A: Brilliance? That’s what we’re calling it?
D: What else could we call it?
A: Well, I have a few words but I’m not so certain they’re fit for the interwebs.
D: Well, why don’t we let the people decide, hm? They should go check out the podcast, should they not, A?
A: (Eye roll) Yes, fine. I suppose this means you don’t need a voice actor anymore?
D: What? With you planning an audio version of the book? Certainly I need a voice actor, A. That mechanical voice is all fine and good for now, but I have my sights on bigger things. Much bigger.
A: I’m afraid to ask.
D: Don’t be. I think my choice this week will alleviate all your fears.
A: . . . and that choice is?
D: David Tennant.
A: Oh, now you’re just sucking up.
D: A little honey never hurts when making a request, A.
A: Yeah, while you sit there, waiting . . . just like a spider!
D: I said David Tennant, not Clark Gable. Although . . .
A: He’s dead, D.
D: I’m a time-traveler, A.
A: (Sigh) And the realm of possibilities just got that much larger. Oh boy.
D: Indeed – go on everyone, enjoy Episode 8: Entering the Robot Apocalypse, featuring yours truly.
A: Yes, go on (as if his head weren’t big enough!) Thanks for reading, and for listening!