A Not-So-Shocking Adventure: Rhyme and Neeson

A: What is that on your head? D: Don’t you like my mane? A: . . . D: I wanted to see how I would look as a lion. After all, the majestic ruler of the Animal Kingdom and I share similar qualities. A: No. No one is as #Majestic as this man. D: No, […]

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Not-So-Shocking Adventure: Hugh Knows? The Druid Knows

D: Does this pompadour make my head look funny? A: . . . You know, of all the words I expect to come out of a 1300-year-old Pict’s mouth, those were not them. D: That’s nice, A. You haven’t answered my question though. A: What are you doing? D: Trying out a new hairstyle. A: […]

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A Not-So-Shocking Adventure – A Regal Fortnight

D: What do “Schindler’s List,” “Gandhi,” “Ender’s Game” and “Troilus and Cressida” all have in common? A: Um . . . do I want to know? D: Come on, A – play along. A: Okay, fine. They all tread tremendously lyrical and exemplify the extraordinary tenacity of the human spirit. D: I was going to […]

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Adventure with A to the Grand Budapest

D: Does this ‘grand’ adventure mean he can be my voice actor, now? A: Are you still going on about that? D: Of course I am. He has charm, A. And wit. And has played a great many men with pathos and gravitas. A:  And he’s a bit blonde… when he has hair. D: A. […]

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A Not-So-Shocking Adventure: Fiennes and Misdemeanors

D: According to your file, you’re a psychopathic personality with schizophrenic delusions, suffering from recurring amnesia based on traumatic repression leading to outbursts of antisocial and violent behavior. Knight to king seven. Check. A: D? What is going on? Who are you talking to? When did you learn chess? D: Oh, A. There you are. […]

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A Not-So-Shocking Adventure: He’s got it Pegged

D: I think I have it figured out, A. A: Have what figured out, D? Is it the question that beggars the answer, 42? D: No. A: Have you figured out why there is something rather than nothing? D: No, A. I figured— A: Have you figured out what happens next? D: Yes! Yes I […]

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Adventure with us in Spaced

A: Join D and I over at Green Embers’ Recommends for our take on Spaced! D: Wait, A! I have another one: A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away. . . Spaced Wars A: Eh, it’s a touching tribute to the show, but I liked your other ones better, D. D: Fine, […]

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Not-So-Shocking Adventure… with the Doctor Edition

D: Ooh! Sweet mystery of life, at last I have found you! A: Not bad, D … interesting subject, but nice voice. What’s up? D: Well, since you are persisting in actually speaking to the interwebs, as you call it (and in that ridiculous accent. Honestly, woman)— A: Click here to hear it at GE Recommends […]

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A Not-So-Shocking Adventure

D: Ever want to hear A’s actual voice? Me neither, but apparently, Green thought otherwise, and the two of them have ventured into Podcast Land to bring you The Not So Shocking News Dialogues at Green Embers’ Recommends. Personally, I think A needs to hire a voice actor for me. I have a short list […]

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Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

We’ve gone to play, everything’s A-Okay, Friendly neighbors there, That’s where we meet… D: Seriously, A? A: Oh so seriously, D. D: Only you, woman. Only you. A: Indeed! Join us over at Green Embers Recommends for our two-cents (or 5) on our very own celebrity crushes . . . on Sesame Street! Crushing on […]

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