The show goes on

D (Enters stage right. Looks around, startled. It’s empty and quite dark): Hello? Hello, A? Where are you? A: (Offstage, left): You’ll have to go on without me, D! D: But I can’t – I don’t know how to make it out there on my own. It’s so dark, and and there’s set pieces I […]

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Twelve Drummers Drumming

On the twelfth day of NaNo, my true muse gave to me Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven snowflakes snowing, Ten random factoids, Nine trains a-chugging, Eight ways of souping, Seven shows a-sassing, Six books a-writing, Five Syllables! Four pumpkin cakes Three cough drops Two cuddly cats And a family that’s dear to me. *** I should […]

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The Druid asks the Questions of Jack Flacco

D: It is my pleasure, nay, my grave pleasure—see what I did there A? A: (eye roll) Yes, D – I see it. Very clever. D: You don’t sound very impressed. A: Sorry, I was saving the ticker-tape for a special occasion. D: What could be more special than this? Ladies and Gentlemen, it is […]

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Running Amuck

Best mental image of my night @BrianaBvedsted: Character on the loose! Warning! Look out for a druid in a cowboy hat! D: I cannot believe you. A: What? D: How many of your brain cells died in the exchange? A: Oh, lighten up, D. It’s funny! D: . . . A: I tell you what – […]

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Happy Anniversary

A: Happy Anniversary, D – join me in a toast! D: Pardon? A: We’ve been official for 30 days. D: Official. A: Yup, I even announced it on Facebook, which totally means it’s real. D: A, your abuse of your language continues to hurt my sensibilities. Could you not speak in jargon for a moment, […]

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