The Heresy of Before: Spirit Keeper, Part 2

D: Sorry, ma’am, authorized personnel only. A: Authorized—D, let me in! D: Please ma’am, I have to ask you to step away. A: Step away? What is this? D, it’s me. D: Who is this ‘me’ you speak of? A: . . . D: Tapping your foot at me – no matter how menacingly – […]

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Bloody Bard Bares . . .

A: He rode a blazing saddle…! D: . . . A: Come on, D. Aren’t you going to fill in the next line? Hint: He wore a shining– D: I would think wearing a blazing saddle would be enough mental imagery for the folks reading. As you’ve been reminding me all day, it is a […]

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Hot Rods and Custard

“Hold on tight baby, we’re going for a ride.” “But Sam, my hair.” “Baby, hair ain’t got nothing to do with it. Jump on and let’s go!” “Fine – are we really going to that dinky little drive in?” “Dinky? Dinky? Only all the best hot-rodders are seen there! We have to go. It’s Saturday […]

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Ordeal by headache

A: Migraine, migraine, go away, and please don’t come another day. D: You call that poetry, A? A: Nothing I do is poetry, D – I’m bad at it on a good day, and today is not that day. D: I tremble to ask if you did anything of worth this day? A: Watched the […]

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