D: In which A combines news and music. A: I think all news should be delivered musically. D: So, should dirges accompany bad news and magical themes accompany happy news? A: Other way around, really – you know just to see if people are paying attention. D: You make no sense. A: It’s Saturday sillies, […]
The Zombie looked to the left and immediately regretted it. There was Jenny, from Human Resources. She was after him, he just knew it. Not after him, like he’d broken the rules . . . again . . . but after him, like she dug the skin-peeling, gangrene-smelling, reanimated corpse look. Bill-Z in Accounting said […]
D (Enters stage right. Looks around, startled. It’s empty and quite dark): Hello? Hello, A? Where are you? A: (Offstage, left): You’ll have to go on without me, D! D: But I can’t – I don’t know how to make it out there on my own. It’s so dark, and and there’s set pieces I […]
On the seventh day of NaNo, my true muse gave to me Seven shows a-sassing, Six books a-writing, Five Syllables! Four pumpkin cakes Three cough drops Two cuddly cats And a family that’s dear to me. *** D: Seven shows a-sassing? A: Do you have something better? D: Seven Dwarves a-singing? A: It’s 13 dwarves, […]
I’m baaaack – admit it, you missed the troubadour extraordinaire, the bardest with the mostest, the Druid who is fluid (with words)– D: What are you doing, A? A: Oh, Hi D. Um, I’m impersonating you? D: Go to bed, woman, and leave the tale telling to the pros. A: So you know how you […]
Well, not really – not in the romantic sense, at least. I had a post all ready to go to A) dispute the Druid and his pompous proclamations, and B) analyze just why I am moping. Instead, I chucked it out the window. To quote my favorite doppelganger: bored now. Besides, the Druid is right […]
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